Hahaha I keep saying that after I watched this skit on SNL…It makes my sister laugh everytime I do it! lol It’s one of my fav skits on the show…
There’s a doorbell one and a car horn one that are funny too! beep beep!
This one always cracks me up too!
Oh… I heart SNL. 
Buh Bye.
Remember when RnB and techno had a baby in the 90’s?? And how everyone’s trying to clone that baby now in 2010? Cept, they failed. Instead of cloning it, they’ve created a mutant baby that is trying to kill our memory of what was once good music. I literally turned off the radio and sat in silence today while I was driving!
Ever hear of Crystal Waters? La Bouche? Londonbeat? It’s been done people!! If your gonna recycle at least make something useful out of it, otherwise just throw it in the TRASH! Geez louise!
ALL HAIL 90’s MUSIC! lol
Annnd. bye.
My lovely mother and her work (she’s the boss! err errr!) have been featured in a recent article in the Bay State Banner. The article focuses on how Children’s Services of Roxbury (aka her job) has been helping the community. It also gives an inside look on some of their meetings where they discuss how the psychological issues of the people are the root of crime and poverty in urban neighborhoods and how they aim to fix it one family at a time.
My mother is the kind of person that will do so much for others…even if she’s left with nothing in the end she keeps giving and giving…( I think she’s a little too nice personally lol…kinda like Santa Clause on crack…but I love her for it!)
I never sat and really thought about it before, but my mom has been helping in the community since I can remember and I’m sure has changed thousands of under privileged children’s and family’s lives for the better….and I think it’s cool when she gets some recognition for it cause she’s amazing…duh.
Anywhoo…that’s enough mushiness for now….You can check out the article HERE……
See ya!
So my nephew Aiden loooves my song “Lesson One” Anytime anyone plays it he literally stops what he’s doing and listens to the whole song while mimicking my shoulder movements and singing “do do do” it’s so funny. I secretly taped him while he listened so i could show you guys how funny he is…he’s usually a bit crazier but I didn’t have to patience to keep filming him lol
This kid is hilarious…I love my nephews <3
Later Gator.
After two delays a sick captain and flight change madness I am back in L.A!! Had the bestest time at home but its time to get back to work boys and girls!!
Annnd Bye.
So on my actual birthday yesterday my family took me and my two brothers out (their b-days are two days before mine) My mom decided it would be fun to go to F1 Boston. I thought it would be fun to race even though I suck at driving go-karts but I had no idea how intense it was…I guess people even train there to get their racing license. Anyway…I came in last place…yess!!!
First of all my feet didn’t reach the pedals and I held everyone up cause the guy had to pull these thing-a-ma-bobs up so i could reach. lol When I finally got on the track I was so scared cause everyone was whipping around the corners so fast!! Im just glad I didn’t crash….Although I think I did ok for my first time ever…The wheel was so hard to turn and if you turned it too hard you lost control…I guess it’s normal for the car to shake when you go around corners fast but no one told me that so I was nervous to go too fast…Actually no one told me anything!!! They pretty much threw us out there to the wolves like we knew what we were doing!
It was fun tho, I would go again now that I know how it works lol
Trying to hide the butterflies…
Ready to go to space
Before the big lose lol
The track…
Helping us blow out the candles…
sis
My mommy
Bowling and dinner ended the night.. and my nephew entertaining us with his mad dancing lol…It was good family time and a nice send off….Back to L.A. tomorrow…woop woop!
lol…they’re crazy…
byeeeeee
Last night we celebrated my birthday!!! 23 years old today….Crazy how time flies by….I think 23’s gonna be a good year for me…I can feel it! Thanks to my bitties for coming to celebrate with me. I’m glad I decided to stay longer at home for my birthday!
Lets see…
A night out at Vox restaurant then Bond for drinks and play…Having my parents drive over to bring Karine my forgotten I.D…Returning my dinner….Drinks, shots, Champagne….Making a new friend and being invited to his table….Sneaking upstairs to the D.J. Booth….Random people with wigs….Random people preying on us lol….5 inch heels…5 foot hair!…Thousand of compliments on my dress (thanks!)….All my loves in one room….Lovely.
I think that pretty much sums it up….lol
I still get that I look 14 tho…guess I’ll be one hot MILF one day lol
P.S. Its Free Slurpie Day at 7/11 Today!….Go Celebrate my birthday and get yo self one! lol
Toot-a-loo.
Out and about with these random kids that just love me oh so berry berry much lol
Helllooooooooo??
Goodbye.
Me and my nephew got a caricature done at my lil cousins bday party the other day…The guy told my nephew he has big eyes while my nephew responded…”Yea, I have big meatball eyes!!” lolz
I don’t think mines really looks like me but I think he got Mr.Meatball eyes down lol
Do you think it looks like me???
k. byeeee
(Some random facts about yours truly….)
1. I’m half vegan…I don’t eat dairy but I still eats the meat! Well…only certain meats (I mean I only weigh 102lbs I think I would be depleted if I committed fully lol)
2. I’ve never been in love.
3. I didn’t eat chocolate for 4 years til I saw a snickers commercial one day and it sucked me back in…(I could go back tho,…still don’t see the big deal)
4. My paternal grandmother was part Dominican.
5. I have over 22 Aunts and Uncles on my moms side alone.
6. I’m the baby, gotta love me!
7. I am part of the 1% that actually graduated from Berklee College of Music! Lol
8. I got accepted to every art school I applied to even though I didn’t know I could draw til my senior year of high school! (I was a Fashion Design major at Mass Art before I transferred to Berklee)
9. I got my first pair of sneakers when I was 12! My dad always said “Tellus’s don’t wear sneakers”)
10. I eat fruit like its candy.
11. I have a quick tongue and can hurt people’s feelings sometimes…oops :-/ (It’s all in fun tho…mostly lol)
12. I don’t have a favorite anything. (Is that bad?? I mean I just have many things I love in multiple categories. I never think about what’s my actual favorite…plus I change my mind and moods to often for it to stay the same)
13. I used to hate my singing voice til I realized we all can’t sing like big black girls and that my voice is what makes me unique (Still get a little weirded out when I hear my speaking voice tho…it doesn’t sound that small in my head!!)
14. I don’t beat around the bush…I beat that sh** DOWN! Err errrrr!
BYE my pretties!
P.s.
15. I LOVE Lamp!!