Um…Yes Please!
I wish I had a Bruno Mars in my life to sing me this song 
He’s def one of my favs and sounds JUST like the record live…love him. thanks. bye.
Vintage Nosh
So I wrote this song for Cassie a while back and it got to where it needed to go and things were looking great. Then (of course) it fell through. Not even sure she sings anymore lolz…Why on earth I decided to work in this business that has no rhyme or reason and is just pretty much a hot mess is beyond me. But I’m stuck in love and its too late to get out.
Anyway, figured I’d share it with you guys.
p.s. working on a video for a new song I think you’ll love but…you just have to wait my loves!
See ya!
Canobie Lake
Ran around with two little monsters at Canobie Lake. Dead tired from walking miles in the hot sun and waiting in line. Theme parks are really draining. I’m pretty sure I’ve had my junk food in take for the next 6 months. I went all out with cotton candy, soda, slushies, pizza, french fries….I feel like a slug.
Going around a theme park with little kids is totally different. All those kid rides do is spin around in circles. I think I’ll have nausia for days but it was well worth it to see how much fun they were having.
Ummm Except for when my younger nephew Aiden…(whose 1). I put him on a ride…ok lets back up. He wanted to go back on a ride he went on. He continues to cry while his brother is on another ride, so I let him walk and he legit walks himself straight up to the other ride (amazing that he knew exactly where to walk) and walks right up into one of the cars. So this ride is a bunch of different car models that stay stationary on a platform while the whole thing goes round in a circle like a carousel. I buckle him into a car and start to watch from the side as he begins to slide out of the seatbelt and exit the car JUST as the ride was starting. Of course the girl running the ride didn’t notice and Aiden is now crying and half in the car half on the spinning platform and I have to run and make them stop the ride. Everyone was in panic around me freaking out about the kid who attempted to exit the ride while it was moving…
That was his last ride of the evening/for about 4 years lol
The 5 yr old, Jr. had so much fun though, but I’m def all kiddied out…..Pretty sure I’m going to sleep FOREVER tonight, maybe longer. soo pooped!!
BYE.
When Babies Attack.
Little boys are really dirty….By the end of our adventure in the woods they had a lovely mix of dirt, juice, cheetos and brownies all over them…ALLL OVERR..and all over me too actually. I’m pooped from being attacked, chasing after and playing with the rowdiest kids I know!
Cloud 9
I walk into the house and my nephew goes “What is your hair!!” LOLZ
He says it “looks like a cloud”….”like a big huge cloud” lol
Thanks…
Byeeeeeeeee
TODAY I LEARNED…..
that fecal matter flies up 15 feet in the air when you flush the toilet so you should bolt out of those public bathrooms after you flush!!!! And at home all that fecal matter rest prettily on your lovely toothbrush if you leave it uncovered…nice right?? lol
Btw….I am queen of random facts…and I like to share my facts with the world lol
What did you learn today????
Oh MY Gahhh!….
Hahaha I keep saying that after I watched this skit on SNL…It makes my sister laugh everytime I do it! lol It’s one of my fav skits on the show…
There’s a doorbell one and a car horn one that are funny too! beep beep!
This one always cracks me up too!
Oh… I heart SNL.
Buh Bye.
Vintage Nosh
Remember when RnB and techno had a baby in the 90’s?? And how everyone’s trying to clone that baby now in 2010? Cept, they failed. Instead of cloning it, they’ve created a mutant baby that is trying to kill our memory of what was once good music. I literally turned off the radio and sat in silence today while I was driving!
Ever hear of Crystal Waters? La Bouche? Londonbeat? It’s been done people!! If your gonna recycle at least make something useful out of it, otherwise just throw it in the TRASH! Geez louise!
ALL HAIL 90’s MUSIC! lol
Annnd. bye.